Good Morning!!

I woke up this morning to angry phone calls and snarky mothers.

A new morning, to me, is like a fresh bowl of crystal clear spring water. A good morning is like sparkling sunlight. Like a light kiss on the cheek. Like, something nice. Great to start off a day. But no, a new day, a new untainted beginning and then everyone pours their mess into my bowl. Stew of steamy snark, a pinch of overdone sarcasm, a lump of some amorphous criticism. Ewwwwww.

"You see this, I brought my wrath. I'm going to give it to you. I brought it in this bag so it doesn't drip everywhere." Oh, and good morning to you too Tim!